Clever Metrics (ep)

by Johnny Crimes

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released October 14, 2013

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Johnny Crimes Redlands, California

Inspired by the energetic guitar solos of stoner rock, the infinitely moving drum beats of Motown, and the intense, driven bass lines of post punk from the 1970s & 80s, Johnny Crimes have rocked the ladies and their gentlemen across Southern California since 2010. ... more

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Track Name: Glyxxin 2
I walk the tightrope slowly
You turned me off
Your threat is closing tightly
To drop your bombs

Inside of tight-looped circles
Your puke is raining on the crowd
We tried to tell you softly
But now your voice is so loud

Your life is for their radio
Turn out the lights and let it go
Track Name: I'm Just Not That Into You
You may be smooth as buttercups, but there's no time for churning
You left a trail of cookie crumbs, but following unnerves me
I may be foolish to refuse your truly charming offers
But when I see your fees and dues I know you’ll drain my coffers

I’m gonna get bored with you; There’s nothing you can say or do
You look great, make no mistake; Part of me would love to take
You out on a million dates; But I’m just not that into you

In twenty years and thirty states and all those pretty faces
Yours may topple all the greats who’ve lived within my graces
Oh lovely you, the things we’d do, the heights we could explore
But pessimism runs me through, your company I’d soon deplore

I’m gonna get bored with you; There’s nothing you can say or do
You look great, make no mistake; Part of me would love to take
You out on a million dates; But I’m just not that into you

I close my eyes and daydream lies where you and I are sitting
Happy on the beach with drinks, years from now still grinning
I open them and see your tush, feel my pants give back a push
My hormones give me quite a rush, but baby, who am I kidding?

And even though it’s you, not me I let you keep your dignity
And tell you some elaborate lie, and say I’d love to talk all night
But I’ve been out much too late, and soon I might disintegrate
I’d love to do much more than kiss, but now know that I to be remiss

I’m gonna get bored with you; There’s nothing you can say or do
You look great, make no mistake; Part of me would love to take
You out on a million dates; But I’m just not that into you
Track Name: Quarts
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